Dear liars: Lying is bad and it makes you a bad person!!! It ruins the friendship, relationship, everything.. People lose their trust in you and it shows you don't have a strong personality and god knows nothing's sexier than power and strength for a guy!!
Above all if you lie you'll go to hell and a big, hairy, ugly monkey would jump up and down on your tongue!!!!!!
But it's like telling a smoker do not smoke cuz smoking is bad for your health and you'll get cancer!! Real smokers would never listen to you simply cuz they never think bad things gonna happen to them..
Now no matter how much I warn the liar community not to lie and inform them about its subsequents and everything they just won't listen to me..
So I'm just writing to ask you guys at least be a lil smarter and more creative and make sure not to insult our intelligence when you lie.. Cuz it's offensive, rude and disrespectful.. And it's disgusting and for sure you don't wanna be a sickening guy!!!
It's not too much to ask YOU right? But well sounds like YOU is too busy with nothing that basically has not time for anything even my words of wisdom and it's sad!!!!!!
2 comments:
We lie because you girls want us to lie!
I'm still laughing at the "monkey" part. Very talented writer.
Keep up the good work!
Noooo.. we don't want you guys lie.. We want you be honest, nice and cute..
Tnx for the compliment tho..
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