Friday, June 22, 2007

O Canada!!!


Finally it's done.. Yesterday I got the Canadian Citizenship and according to the judge it's the most wanted honor one could ask for..
Before the ceremony begins, this lady started talking to tell us what we should do when the judge enters and stuffs.. and she was sooooo excited like it was her kid's wedding.. An by the end of the ceremony I realized why she's so enthusiastic about the whole boring ceremony..
That's her exact words:
" This ceremony is like a marriage!!!! You take your oath to be loyal to this country and that's what we do when we get married.. We take our oath to be loyal to each other!!!!!!!!"
To sum up yesterday, which coincidentally was the first day of summer I got married to Canada.. Instead of asking for my parents permission I got Queen Elizabeth's blessing!!!!!
Yup I got married to a country that when you wanna take an oath you borrow some other country's Queen!!! I got married to a country that only 3 months a year has sun and warmth and even thinking of the summer for the rest of the year sounds ridiculous!!! I married to a country that when you sit in a bus or train you don't hear anyone speaks English.. It's all Chinese, Persian, Indian, Arabic, Some Europeans..But no English!!
I married to a country that it's last name is Ice land! A country with no history and no nothing.. A country that all of it's people are immigrants and we refer to those 1% that are originally from here as polar bears!!!!!! An Independent country which would fade away as soon as US and England stop supporting it!!!
But hey it's a free country after all and that's why we all are here and that's why according to the judge we should proudly say we are Canadians!!!!! ;)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know what? I’m 100% agree that it's the most wanted honor a “woman” could ask for..
The main idea behind that is you marry Canada instead of a “MAN”!!!

CHEERS ;)

Azin said...

in Canada we trust lol

Unknown said...

bar derakhte zende bi bargi che gham...vayy bar ahvale barge bi derakht...
mennat khoday ra ke darim aan risheye ghavi ra, ba aan ke be kar nemiayad ...

فرهاد مرتاض said...

Mobarakaa baasheeeeeeee....aaaaare!
in lakeh nang bar pishani to ham neshast. faghan faghan faghan!

Azin said...

hehehe aanche shiran ra konad robah mazaj ehtiaj ast ehtiaj ast ehtiaj;)